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The FORBIDDEN Death Battle Prediction Blog Episode 40

 

Prediction 19

 

Star vs Steven

 

My vote is Star for winner, this is the worst match of the season, possibly of all time, I hate both characters and their shows, I wish they could both die.

 

That’s basically it in a nutshell, but if you want more, read on.

 

I know I said a long time ago that if DB ever actually did this travesty of a match that I would flip a cracker (this isn’t worth a coin) to pick the winner, but how am I supposed to vote for the fat girl when Liam Swan’s minion posts things like:

 

 

So the “research” team thinks the Ritalin case is multiversal. What do they think of the fat girl in pink?

 

 

Okay, the pink fatty is solar system level, so she’s doomed.

 

Both calcs are likely more crooked than a Maricopa election, but I’m not about to waste energy checking the sources to correct the record. Pink fatty is solar system level because of a light? Ritalin case is multiverse level because of Dollar Store Eternity? Yeah sure, Strunt, and Captain Kirk and Han Solo are faster than their ships and can fire off Polish hammers at the speed of light, whatever you say Strunt, I don’t care.

 

Strunt would switch his wank to maximum for the battle between two insufferable bean-mouth cartoons from the zombified channel that is Cartoon Network, wouldn’t he? They’re probably his favorite shows.

 

The one silver lining will be if Strunt wanks Ritalin case to be stronger than he ranked Sailor Moon and Sailor Galaxia. Oh, that would be sweet indeed. It hasn’t sunk in yet for the Magical Girl faction of the vs-sphere. They need a Superman vs Goku II moment to really get it.