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The FORBIDDEN Death Battle Prediction Blog Episode 35

 

Prediction 14

 

Ryuko vs Shadow

 

Well…it’s not Sindel vs Black Canary. So there’s that.

 

Poor Ben. Poor Chad. You can see them sitting around the office wondering why this fight is getting shrugs from everyone. “What’s wrong? They’re from that epic “Ow! The Edge!” may-may that kids like. That’s still popular, right?”

Welly, maybe not poor Ben. This fight is at the intersection of his ryona fetish and his furry fetish. He’s getting his time’s worth, though it bodes ill for Ryuko.

 

Congrats, Shadow. He gets to leave his friends Hulk, Carol, and Tommy Oliver behind in the oxygen club and ascend to winner heaven.

 

It’s another no-brainer to call. Deviantart the Edgehog can stop time. Waifu bait can’t. Deviantart the Edgehog has a superform that lets him fly around space and tackle stuff like he’s activated V-max, Waifu bait doesn’t. Just look at the last episode, one of the reasons Mickey won was that he could stop time and Yoda couldn’t.

 

God, this season is off to a rotten start. It’s the character you thought was cool when you were a kid until you underwent puberty vs the character you thought was cool when you were an adolescent until you became an adult. You want to see a leak of the fight, here it is.

 

Shadow wins, see you next time for the next disappointment.