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Do I need to say anything?

 

I mean really. Just look back at my list of Top 5 Death Battle Ideas I don’t like. I not only go over why Omni-Man vs Homelander sucks but why Omni-Man dumpsters him.

Great day in the morning, does this mean one day Batman is going to fight Daredevil/Moon Knight? Are we going to get Arceus vs Beerus? Pray this is the last of my list to come true.

 

At least this fight is really easy to figure out. I don’t even need to make a “who should win vs who will win” comparison. There’s no schema, no paradigm, no headcanon in which Homelander wins. It’s a route, it’s a stomp, it’s a sadness.

 

Okay look, if you don’t want to click the link, in brief:

 

Nolan is from a world where superheroics and supervillains are real. He spent years doing real superheroics against supervillains legitimately trying to kill him. And that’s not even counting all the years he spent as an Image Daxamite (those are what the Saiyans ripped off) soldier. He knows how to fight others like him. When he went evil, his world dropped everything from their sci-fi black-ops budget against him and it wasn’t enough.

 

Homelander is from a world where superheroics and supervillains are kayfabe to cover up disgusting Babylonian orgies. He doesn’t know what its like to fight someone that can punch him in the face and make it hurt. The first time he fought someone on his level in the comics (Black Noir) he died. When he went evil, the solution was to load up on depleted uranium rounds and activate a mirror match.

 

So yeah. It’s a wipeout. RIP Homelander.

 

If Death Battle was based, they would have done Hyperion vs Supreme like a certain other person did. 

 

Throwing out Homelander vs Omni-Man now? Another great example of striking while the iron is cold alongside Wanda vs Zatanna. Learn to book, Death Battle!