Capeworld Comics

MACHO MANIA IS COMING

 

THE CREAM

 

WILL RISE

 

“But Otto, the soundtrack has Macho Man’s theme interrupted twice as if he breaks Kool-Aid than Kool-Aid reforms and slowly transmutes Macho Man into a puddle of slim jim flavored Kool-Aid to win the fight.”

 

Get thee gone, sugarwater shills.

 

Macho Man is too sweet to be sour, he’s funky like a monkey, sky’s the limit, and space is the place.

 

Kool-Aid dimension? The only dimension the Macho Man cares about has four corners, six fences. He teleports Kool-Aid to the ring and then he’s got 3 minutes. 3 minutes of playtime.

 

The Red Guyena can’t hold that W with the Macho Man climbing through the ranks, yeah, things are starting to pop, things are starting to cultivate, things are starting to grow, yeah!

 

OH YEAHHHH!

 

LET’S GO BRANDON!

 

Don’t bet against the Macho Man. Don’t lose your life.

 

Elizabeth is the ice in the champagne and the Red Guyena must face the fight of his life.

 

Climb into the FRAUD DETECTED can, Red Guyena, because comparatively speaking, compared to the Macho Man, Kool-Aid man is garbage. He is like a grain of sand in the Sahara and Macho Man is the whole desert. He is like an anime setting (specifically your favorite anime setting) and the Macho Man is like a superhero setting (specifically my favorite superhero setting).

 

Macho Man does things his own way. And he will continue to do things his own way as the Death Battle champion.

 

There is no one that does it better than the Macho Man, Randy Savage! On-balance, off-balance, lowballed, highballed, Swan wanked, Strunt wanked, no one does it better! THE CREAM OF THE CROP! THE CREAM WILL RISE!

 

This is Kool-Aid Man’s mug of kool-aid in the big time, yeah.

 

 

MUG OF KOOL-AID IN THE BIG TIME because he will never get closer than now.

 

The Macho Man has a reputation, yeah, a reputation, and downplayers try to say he’s Spider-Man level, that he’s Walker Texas Ranger level, that he can’t snap his own slim jim, but they won’t get away with it, NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT!

 

Kool-Aid power is down here, and MACHO MANIA is up here. MACHO MANIA surpasses Kool-Aid power, Hulkamania, Beyondermania, DIALS, and that is something sugarwater shills will have to ACCEPT. They will have to SEETHE and COPE and ACCEPT the inevitable–and the inevitable is this: The Macho Man’s got Kool-Aid Man’s number, and that number is 2. And you’re looking at 1.

 

OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH

 

FREAKOUT!

 

GURANTEED VICTORY!

 

YOU’RE WELCOME!