Capeworld Comics

I have the fury of my own momentum.

Did you not get that one?

Okay how about FIRE WALK WITH ME?

…Okay, look, there was this tv show back in the 90’s called Twin Peaks and you should really go watch it instead of Death Battle. Go. Go watch it. Now.

…….

As if we needed more evidence that voting doesn’t work, am I right? I’ve been researching series where kids kill themselves to power war machine and this match-up is still the most depressing thing I’m going to see this month.

Well, lame as the fight is, there’s a silver lining no matter who wins. If G-rated Bob wins, we know that Speedo is confirmed for the hard R, and ponyland burns like the mid-east after a Democrat becomes POTUS. If G-rated Q wins, then Speedo gets slapped by his Death Battle masters harder than the time he asked to have his name taken off the credits and they put his name in anyway. Either way, Speedo loses, and really, isn’t that the most important thing?

Who should win? G-rated Q, I guess. I don’t really have a dog in this fight, but I’ve heard that G-rated Q has more feats, which tracks, since he’s supposed to be a parody of Q, and if you recall my Q vs Great Gazoo fight, Q is pretty damn powerful. Apparently, G-rated Bob has to rely on author statements and dimension swank, which means his path is a path WITHOUT HONOR.

So I’m team G-rated Q.

God, how sad is it that we’re getting this before an actual fight with Q?

OPS, Because all Battles Have OPS Now

G-Rated Q

–Older Character

–Smarter

–Archive Advantage

–Midwit Advantage

G-Rated Bob

–Is the Aggressor (and how!)

–Casual Advantage (Wasn’t the triangle with a top hat on the Simpsons?)